does he have great SATs? And a smoking jacket?

from the Post:
FISH KID FOILS $1M ROB
June 17, 2004 -- Two dimwitted armored-car drivers took $1 million from their truck yesterday and stashed it in piles in Westchester and Staten Island, planning to pick it up later, police said.
But their heist plan was foiled when a Staten Island teen caught some of the cash while fishing.
The two guards were busted after Princston Ramos, a ninth-grader, went fishing at a Staten Island pond and discovered buried treasure, sources said.

Princston. Naming children after learning institutions is an inherently dangerous venture, but to spell it wrong certainly doesn't bode well for the app. Although at least he's not named after a flight school teacher, like Jason Lee's kid...