Hot damn! Isn't this like your third cell phone in about as many years? Will you buy me one? I am currently in posession of an appliance that I mistakenly thought was the cheapest piece of shit cell phone on the market, but after having wrestled with it now for two months have decided it is actually the cheapest piece of shit cell phone not even on the market anymore and has been lying in the back of a warehouse since its manufacture in 1996.
Well thank you for thinking of me, but it was in fact high time for cell phone retirement. the back had fallen off so the battery was showing, the screen was cracked at the base of the flipper, and my 7th antenna had finally detached while in my pocket. $11 an antenna. It was like an engineering tax. Great reception, though, on that 2 1/2 year old phone. Slider has big shoes to fill. My only problem so far is that the rings are totally euro-gay. "Happy Cricket?" Are you fucking kidding me?
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Hot damn! Isn't this like your third cell phone in about as many years? Will you buy me one? I am currently in posession of an appliance that I mistakenly thought was the cheapest piece of shit cell phone on the market, but after having wrestled with it now for two months have decided it is actually the cheapest piece of shit cell phone not even on the market anymore and has been lying in the back of a warehouse since its manufacture in 1996.
Well thank you for thinking of me, but it was in fact high time for cell phone retirement. the back had fallen off so the battery was showing, the screen was cracked at the base of the flipper, and my 7th antenna had finally detached while in my pocket. $11 an antenna. It was like an engineering tax. Great reception, though, on that 2 1/2 year old phone. Slider has big shoes to fill. My only problem so far is that the rings are totally euro-gay. "Happy Cricket?" Are you fucking kidding me?
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