Now this, I could do.

A talk show where the pundits booze it up while loudly making points over one another? My friends and I call that "Monday night!" I'd be a natural, plus I'm already in with a CNBC booker. On the downside, I bet they film out in Englewood... and in my opinion, once you find yourself wasted in Jersey on weekdays during business hours, you've tailspun to a low from which it's pretty hard to recover.