Speaking of Wonkette...
Although I'm not looking for a job, there is no way I could pass up Wonkette's challenge to would-be-assistants of writing her Gore-themed hai kus.
My submission:
Woe your staged embrace!
Better had your girls swapped spit,
Stirring hearts of men.
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If my head got any bigger, you'd have to start expecting it to burst into flames while a radio correspondent screamed out "Oh, the humanity!"
good stuff. the thought makes me all tingly inside
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