BBC: Battling Bush's Constipation

CBS, shme-be-ess. This network needs help.

From the BBC News website, there's this story on the rising popularity of Al-Qaeda tea in Guinea, either for "...its name or its alleged healing properties."

ibid:

The establishment's master al-Qaeda tea drinker calls himself "Saddam Hussein", after the former Iraqi leader, and says he downs up to five litres a day.

"I used to have frequent constipation. But since I started taking this beverage, my bowels are now free, I pass urine freely also, and everything's alright with my body," one al-Qaeda drinker said.

This is Heywood Jablome, reporting from Conakry, Guinea.